a Gerry 

A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.

Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”

Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”

1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”

1 and 2: “what a pussy”

a Gerry by pfracture1 June 16, 2018

pulling a gerry 

When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.

Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.

You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.

Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.

Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!

pulling a gerry by philfromphilly February 17, 2008

Pulling a Gerry 

When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.

I really like your talk idea and I'm thinking of pulling a Gerry.

Pulling a Gerry by SEOer May 16, 2022

To do a Gerry 

The lazy ability to wander aimlessly for an extended period of time, void of purpose, drive or shame. Happy in the comfort that he can carefully avoid work without fear of retribution.

Fuck sake you lazy twat , stop doing a Gerry!!!
I can't believe Gerry set that hose pipe up 3 hours ago and still hasn't washed a car.
anyone know where Gerry the wanderer has gone the lazy twat he has gone to do a Gerry
Gerry has gone to drop a car a mile away but he will stretch it out all day.

To do a Gerry by blueyonderpink February 10, 2022

pulling a gerrit 

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

pulling a gerrit by flats117 December 7, 2009

A Gerty

A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.

I got so tanked last night I pulled, a Gerty all morning.

A Gerty by Ryanyoho December 14, 2011

Pulling a Germyah 

When you send a post/message on Instagram and like the post/message you sent

Joseph: *Sends message*
Joseph: *Likes message he sent*
Daniel: Boi you’re not that important stop pulling a Germyah

Pulling a Germyah by NeonPigeon March 26, 2019