a/s/ler

Someone who immeadiately asks asl at the beginning of all conversations. This shows an utter lack of intellectual depth or sexual restraint. Most people simply ignore anyone who begins a conversation with such an inane question as "age/sex/location?"

I don't think an example is necessary.

a/s/ler by Nathan July 17, 2004

a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.

user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!

a/s/ler by Robert July 11, 2004

aslert 

When you are asleep but alert

Megan and Sara were aslert in History, ready to be called on but resting.

aslert by Negam and Aras February 15, 2010

ASLer 

(This is an add-on to the definition provided by Brandon. Thanks, bro~~ Dr. Tony)

ASLer is a term denoting a subspecies of humans. While they retain human characteristics like emotion, they fall short in many categories necessary to consider them full blown humans.
ASLers operate similar to cavemen, or, more modernly, wolves. They have a pack mentality, which assists them in achieving their main goals: pissing off other people in chat rooms and all over the internet, and having torrid sessions of badly-spelled cybersex.
The pack mentality assists these goals by making it impossible to simply pick off one ASLer with one of the strongest weapons against them, polysyllabic words. When one ASLer is attacked, the rest of the pack will use tactics like flooding the room or bailing en masse to save their asses.
The ASLer does not only exist in chat rooms; most n00bs in online games are, in fact ASLers. However, this is not a safe assumption; even the best players were once n00bs, so they are obviously all not of the subspecies.
The best offense against an ASLer is to simply not pay attention to them, although that will soon become harder and harder, as every airheaded cheerleader and down-on-his-luck skateboarder learns to use a computer.

MTV is a beacon the ASLers swarm around, like flies to a fire. MTV makes billions. God save us all.

ASLer by Dr. Tony January 16, 2005

ASLer 

A person, usually of low IQ and brain mass, whose job it is to be an ass and bother the rest of the chat with cyber requests and badly typed quips.

Chunk: asl pweeessee?
eLmOs_PiMp: wtf hehe lol meep WOO!
Tony_of_the_Fayth: Chunk is such a stupid ass ASLer

ASLer by Brandon A. November 22, 2004

Aslerp

A way to say asleep when your high/drunk as fuck.

I need to go... to go... ermm aslerp.

Aslerp by The Kross July 13, 2011

Aslerp

Slurping while asleep

"I was aslerping so hard last night dude!"

"What were you slurping?"

"I have no clue!"

Aslerp by doorbell_exe March 29, 2023