A.S.A.P.
As Soon as possable
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A.S.A.P.
There are two many things that ASAP can stand for...
As Stupid As Possible
As Sexy As Possible
As Suckish As Possible
As Soon As Possible
As Stupid As Possible
As Sexy As Possible
As Suckish As Possible
As Soon As Possible
A.S.A.P. by Longbuckcwee April 25, 2009
A.S.A.P.
A.S.A.P.
A-S-A-P-T-S-D
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019
J.A.S.A.P.
Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012
Y.A.S.A.P
If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).
John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?
Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet
John: Y.A.S.A.P
Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet
John: Y.A.S.A.P
Y.A.S.A.P by kats_legend August 5, 2011
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