TO DO SOMETHING FOR A PURPOSE WITH INTENTIONALITY.
I intend to start a business with $370k revenue in 3 years.

I intend to lose 30 pounds by the end of December.

I intend to live my life and do work that lasts for eternity.
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When your construction superintendent isn’t super.
Craig Isn’t very super at being a superintendent.
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Something planned .
Bhard chargie Intended to attend the ongoing party.
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Not a real word. Made up by someone leaving a definition for the word 'john' on urbandictionary.com
Person A: It says he has the "intendency to be moody," what the heck does that mean?

Person B: I think they meant TENDENCY -- intendency is not a real word.
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absolute heavenly music about pain written by the god himself, Tyler Joseph ( of twenty one pilots ). It's too good to explain. Oh my god. I can't. Its too good. PUT IT ON ITUNES PLEASE. OR AT LEAST SPOTIFY.
Person one : Dude,,, what's your favorite twenty one pilots/Tyler Joseph album?

Person two : Bro,, It would have to be No Phun Intended.
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No Phun Intended (pronounced: no fun intended) is a solo album made by Tyler Robert Joseph, the lead singer in Twenty One Pilots. He wrote it when he was 16-17 years old and that's the earliest resemblance of blurryface that fans of twenty one pilots recall.

The album has songs of Tyler singing about his struggles with his mental health, and his faith. It is only available on Youtube
person one: "hey, have you heard No Phun Intended yet"

person two: "yess! it hurts me so much to know that Tyler ever thought those things"
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I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".

Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.

When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:
Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."
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