69

The number that comes after 68 and before 70, not a sex position you perverted idiots.

Teacher: What is 60+9?
Student: 69
Perverted Idiot: OOOOOOH, BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Everybody else: Shut up Timmy Turner

by fakename06 November 27, 2018

Happy Meal

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...

Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!

by fakename06 October 08, 2018

Dolan Duk

A crappy MS Paint drawing that became a meme with other poorly drawn Disney characters and misspelled words. Last but certainly not least its well known phrase is, "Gooby pls".

Person1: Dolan duk looks like crap
Person 2: Ikr

by fakename06 March 18, 2017

Common Sense

Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)

Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.

by fakename06 January 12, 2019

Kansas

Just like Paris Hilton: Flat, White and Easy to Enter

Guy1: Have you heard of Kansas?
Guy2: You mean Paris Hilton? They are both flat, white and easy to enter!

by fakename06 January 04, 2019

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

by fakename06 January 05, 2019

munchies

1. Another word for snacks.

2. The feeling after getting stoned off weed that you start craving for everything.

1. I'm gonna get some munchies.
2. Jason has the munchies and wants my Doritos stash.

by fakename06 March 26, 2017