Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
that's not what I asked
The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
that's not what I asked by dopplemire November 8, 2010
Did I asked?
The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.
EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
Did I asked? by blahtnt October 13, 2021
Did I asked?
The most fucking rudest thing to say to a person. If someone says that they are probably a brat, It is so fucking annoying. It also means that aka when someone says it they are actually saying I don't give a shit.
Did I asked? by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022
Yesterday I asked you
The best show on the internet that use only submissions from JackFilm's audience
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him
"Yesterday I asked you a very odd question, what are some alternative pronunciation for the name Benedict Cumberbatch"
Yesterday I asked you by Liberty of the playa February 3, 2020
Did I asked?
Did I asked? by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022
did i asked
Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
did i asked by Makayu February 7, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026