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___ the fuck

"___" represents any verb, generally transitive.

"the fuck" is used to replace anything you do not feel like saying due to time constraints or sheer laziness.
___ the fuck:

Man this fence is in the way.
Dude - jump the fuck.

Gee, if only I could connect these two wires...then I would be able to operate my awesome computer.
Dude. Solder the fuck.
___ the fuck by M. Yass December 29, 2007
Words you can keep

The fuck 

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"
The fuck by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

the fuck 

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.
John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?
the fuck by Aubrey March 17, 2004

the fuck 

A modifier used to intensify a command. Slightly more powerful than "your ass." Appending "bitch" onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power.
From most polite to most offensive/aggressive:
"Please sit down if you would be so kind."
"Sit down, please."
"Sit down."
"Sit your ass down!"
"Sit the fuck down!"
"Sit the fuck down, bitch!"
the fuck by Nick D May 22, 2006

the fuck 

Short for why/who/what/ the fuck
1:I killed your girlfriend.
2:The fuck you do that for?

1:It's Dingleberry McJohnson.
2:The fuck is that?

1: I'm going to identify the covalent bonds.
2: The fuck are those?
the fuck by Scrubmaster February 16, 2009

the fuck 

"I am going to watch the fuck outta that t.v."
"i'm going to eat the fuck outta that sandwich"
the fuck by Jason Dean June 4, 2007

the fuck 

It's what you put in the middle of a question. Any question (execpt which?).
What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck did Jim go?
Why the fuck did that happen?
How the fuck you gonna do that?
When the fuck is the bus gonna get here?
the fuck by Danbridge November 23, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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