Danbridge's definitions

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

m-effer

Short for mother fucker. You usually say it whenever off color language is not preferred.

Man, that roller coaster ride was an m-effer!!

by Danbridge October 11, 2006

18

A song written by Alice Cooper about the legal age of adulthood in the United States.

"Well i'm 18, and I can do what I want" - Alice Cooper

by Danbridge October 9, 2007

the fuck

It's what you put in the middle of a question. Any question (execpt which?).

What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck did Jim go?
Why the fuck did that happen?
How the fuck you gonna do that?
When the fuck is the bus gonna get here?

by Danbridge November 23, 2006

can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

can you dig it?

Literally asking someone if they enjoy something or if they are enjoying something at that moment. Asking another person if they are in favor of something. Asking if they approve.

Oh wow, Pink Floyd in concert! Can you dig it?

by Danbridge October 11, 2006

spote

Short for "spermatazoa". The event of ejaculiting sperm from a man's penis.

Britney continued to suck Kevin's cock.

"Oh fuck!" Kevin shouted,"I'm gonna spote all over your tits bitch!"

Then Kevin removed his cock from Britney's mouth and shot his cum all over her tits.

by Danbridge November 23, 2006