Zwinked 

Zwinky, a virtual world. Their logo "Get Zwinked." A very popular one, but has recently lost 65% of its users because
they made the site "look gay". It was a desktop but they changed it into something very "laggish". lagging users

Chelle: I was Zwinked;
Thomas: Wha?!
Chelle: Virtual World-ified you could say.
Thomas: ok? º-º I heard they made
their site look gay.

Chelle: *licks marshmallow* okay gotta get on Zwinky bye

Zwinked by dolphinsandskittlez September 10, 2010

Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked 

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinked 

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

zoinked by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.

Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.

getting Zinked by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016

Fully Zoinked 

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

Fully Zoinked by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019