zwinke
a dude with a very tiny penis
Words you can keep
Zoinked
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
Zwickering
To be exposed for cheating online, then denying it and claiming those you cheated are cheats themselves.
User FG: That user is Zwickering
User S2B: How do you know?
User FG: We found out she was cheating by using autovote but she tried claiming that everyone else was cheating
User S2B: Has she got any proof?
User FG: Lol, nope
User S2B: Yep, she's Zwickering.
User S2B: How do you know?
User FG: We found out she was cheating by using autovote but she tried claiming that everyone else was cheating
User S2B: Has she got any proof?
User FG: Lol, nope
User S2B: Yep, she's Zwickering.
Zwickering by juicetithers August 31, 2013
Zoinked Out
Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019
Zinkey
Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki
Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism
Guy3: What a massive Zinkey
Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism
Guy3: What a massive Zinkey
Zinkey by Johnrossidisreekslikecheesydik December 23, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026