zwinke

a dude with a very tiny penis

Dude that guy must have had a zwinke because it took him like 3 minuets to piss

by TDUB32 June 23, 2007

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zinkey

Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time

Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey

by E-Hookah February 28, 2014

Zwickering

To be exposed for cheating online, then denying it and claiming those you cheated are cheats themselves.

User FG: That user is Zwickering
User S2B: How do you know?
User FG: We found out she was cheating by using autovote but she tried claiming that everyone else was cheating
User S2B: Has she got any proof?
User FG: Lol, nope
User S2B: Yep, she's Zwickering.

by juicetithers August 31, 2013

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

Zinkey

Someone who stinks like shit or tzatziki and smells like they haven't showered/shaved in years

Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki

Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism

Guy3: What a massive Zinkey

by Johnrossidisreekslikecheesydik December 23, 2018