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Zwanenfucked
A new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.
The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.
The word originally came from a school counselor residing at Sir John Franklin High School in Yellowknife, NT, Canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely screwing over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.
Examples;
1.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"
2.
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."
1.
"I got completely Zwanenfucked for Math Pure!"
"How so, chap?"
"I requested being placed in Math 30 Pure next semester,
and that bastard counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in Woods!"
2.
"Dude, . . .I got put into Northern Studies TWICE,
when I asked to go into Bio!"
"Man, you just got totally Zwanenfucked."
Zwanenfucked by Haillie Shortt December 19, 2007
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