Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

by LyricalPoet April 17, 2020

zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

by lol_xd_memes_21 February 20, 2018

Zumped

The action of getting dumped on zoom during quarantine.

Sally: My boyfriend zumped me. I’ve been crying all day.
Alexa: Awww honey I’m sorry. He doesn’t deserve you if he dumped you over zoom.

by auyyyyaidan0619 April 27, 2020

Zump

Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.

“Did you hear that? He just called me a doozlefrazznut!”

“Relax, that’s just a zump.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond November 03, 2021

Zump

To be in a deep sleep. Sleeping

"I just woke up from the BEST ZUMP EVER!" "i feel so zumped/zumpy right now"

by Butane God December 11, 2023

zam zump

A morning dookie that may, or may not, have taken place prior to the subsequent lavatory occupancy by a counterpart or peer.

I mighta cut one, but I ain't take no zam zump!

by Henri Zumplington October 04, 2010