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A person who is generally considered to be hot.

Is that the real zumo from the zumo movie?

zumo by mrzumo September 16, 2023

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Zumo

When two racoons are having sex it is referred as a "zumo"

Did I tell you about those two racoons I saw having a zumo in the woods the other day?

Zumo by Father_Enderman September 9, 2021

Related Words

Zumo • Zumonka • zumocked • zumohomo • zumol • zumonkey • zumoon • zumor • zumoshitekato • zumotastic

zumo

The supreme leader of Sirius, his reign lasts 8 years and is still going on, his power is unmatched and shall not be underestimated.

HAIL LORD ZUMO!
HAIL LORD ZUMO!!!

zumo by ILoveDoggos September 30, 2023

zumocked

To have your credit card information stolen.

Oh shit I just got zumocked! Some asshole just charged $1200 worth of energy drinks and bikini briefs to my visa, at K-Mart!

zumocked by Dallydooley November 9, 2022

zumoshitekato

A bad ass mother fucker with a massive slong and know how to please every woman

Dude, have you seen zumoshitekato

Yeah, i heard he can please any women with his massive slong

zumoshitekato by Bigdaddy16993 February 13, 2021

zumor

Zoomer humor. Something boomers will never understand

"I don't understand zumor, it isn't funny!"
"Zumor is so random and nonsensical"

zumor by urmumgae12 March 8, 2022

zumonkey

Sexiest man EVERRRRRR! He can get any girl he wants, that is if his hair isn’t fucked up. He gets flamed quite often as well, but all in good fun. Just be sure to not ask the reason for his name…

Zumonkey makes so many funny’s!!

zumonkey by knox(y) March 14, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026