Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

Zumonka

Where one is giving a RimJoband is shat on by the other person, usually resulting in feces on the tounge.

Man, last night your mom gave me a zumonka, and I almost threw up.

Some bird named stephanie is almost as sick as a zumonka.

by Jeremy March 25, 2005

zumonkey

Sexiest man EVERRRRRR! He can get any girl he wants, that is if his hair isn’t fucked up. He gets flamed quite often as well, but all in good fun. Just be sure to not ask the reason for his name…

Zumonkey makes so many funny’s!!

by knox(y) March 14, 2022