by Dallydooley January 07, 2024

by Dallydooley January 07, 2024

Oh shit I just got zumocked! Some asshole just charged $1200 worth of energy drinks and bikini briefs to my visa, at K-Mart!
by Dallydooley November 09, 2022

That moron Kathy Griffin tried to go coviral, but she was sent home from the hospital with diarrhea.
by Dallydooley March 29, 2020

While in bed receiving fellatio, placing the covers over your partners head, yelling "toot toot" and giving them a dutch oven.
by Dallydooley January 07, 2024

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
by Dallydooley January 07, 2024
