Zripping

When you try to rizz someone up but rip ass instead

I tried to rizz her up but I accidentally started zripping and even shit my pants

by Skyzonerlovers224 April 4, 2024

zipping down

When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex.

"Hey Mark, Willie was zipping down in the Holiday Inn with this one chick he picked up off the street."

"I couldn't sleep last night because E.J. zipped down with this one chick in the other room."

"Don't go in the room, I think E-Jay is zipping down with some girl from last night's party!"

by E.J. and E-Jay January 1, 2009

Zipping the Dripping

The act of pulling back the foreskin and applying a ziptie to the head of the penis in order to discourage any unwanted erections

"Hey man, are you getting any action this week?"
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."

by Dairao May 19, 2015

Zipping

The term 'Zipping' can be used to describe the act of performing Zipestra- which is essentially using a zip on either a coat or your flies or something similar to create some sort of musical tune.

If you were to zip your coat up and down to the tune of "We Will Rock You", you would be 'zipping'.

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

by jwancastro February 19, 2009

skinny zipping

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip

boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

zipping

Zipping or zipping-it-up is what one does when they are being a douche with no self confidence. The combination of this unconfident doucheyness will often result in having sex with girls well under ones pay grade, pissing off everyone in their immediate area, and constantly thinking the world is out to get you when it is really you just fucking yourself over. The consequences of this attitude often results in having no friends, getting written up at work, and constantly contemplating your own demise.

Dude 1: Hey man I really feel like the world is out to get me, I mean sure I made out with that one girl last night and was late for work, but I wanna know who told my wife and why would my boss not just let it go this time?

Dude 2: Shut up man you're bringing me down right now. You're really zipping-it-up.

by 11-110 July 25, 2011