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Zipping or zipping-it-up is what one does when they are being a douche with no self confidence. The combination of this unconfident doucheyness will often result in having sex with girls well under ones pay grade, pissing off everyone in their immediate area, and constantly thinking the world is out to get you when it is really you just fucking yourself over. The consequences of this attitude often results in having no friends, getting written up at work, and constantly contemplating your own demise.
Dude 1: Hey man I really feel like the world is out to get me, I mean sure I made out with that one girl last night and was late for work, but I wanna know who told my wife and why would my boss not just let it go this time?

Dude 2: Shut up man you're bringing me down right now. You're really zipping-it-up.
zipping by 11-110 July 25, 2011
The same thing as “Dipping” except it starts with a Z. Used when you’re leaving a function and/or situation.
You: “Yo this party is ass
Friend: “Yeah I’m zipping tf out”
Zipping by MrSibilia October 19, 2021
When you leave one place to go to another place with a different ZIP code. Particularly useful if you want to leave but teleportation is not available.
Yo bro, I'm zipping home...

Dude, he just zipped...
zipping
zipping by kdkdie July 1, 2022

zipping down

When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex.
"Hey Mark, Willie was zipping down in the Holiday Inn with this one chick he picked up off the street."

"I couldn't sleep last night because E.J. zipped down with this one chick in the other room."

"Don't go in the room, I think E-Jay is zipping down with some girl from last night's party!"
zipping down by E.J. and E-Jay January 1, 2009

Zipping the Dripping 

The act of pulling back the foreskin and applying a ziptie to the head of the penis in order to discourage any unwanted erections
"Hey man, are you getting any action this week?"
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."