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Congratulations, you have made it to a level of sheer boredom that few humans have ever reached. You've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. You're FAR past this point. mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is nothing but a distant memory. qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtg, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf. You've gone through it all to find this point. You are a true warrior, my friend.
"Hey bro why is 'zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd' in your search history?"
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd by mynamejet September 5, 2017
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You've written qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, or maybe you've just put "simp" or "69" in the browser 500 times to see what happens, but have you tried both zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz at the same time?
Judging by the fact you're here, yes. yes you have.
Judging by the fact you're here, yes. yes you have.
some simp: stop typing random shit on your keyboard and do the work
simp #2: haha keyboard go click clack zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj
simp #2: haha keyboard go click clack zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj
zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj by zpxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj May 12, 2020
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It is boredom at its max, any potential you had have now become extinct. Your chance of living a non-bored life will seem unachievable at this point but don't worry if you have the hope one day we will live in a non-bored world.
Character A : I am bored.
Character B : Don't fret my friend, you know once I reached zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd with how bored I was.
Character A : OH my GAWD, that's... that's unbelievable!!
Character B : Don't fret my friend, you know once I reached zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd with how bored I was.
Character A : OH my GAWD, that's... that's unbelievable!!
zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd by Your INTP Nerd January 9, 2022
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Congratulations! Your sheer boredom has convinced our lord and saviour Cthulhu to awaken from his slumber in the sunken city of R’lyeh! In times like these, I suggest you remember the Alamo. And don't forget, thy shall not covet thy neighbours ox.
Bob: How can I denouce Venice?
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;]'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`. [Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons
Jeff: It's super easy, barely an inconvenience, just type gfhdjskal\;]'zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321`. [Bob: Cool, here come the boat mormons
gfhdjskal\;]'[zpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q=-0987654321` by mr electric is god February 17, 2022
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Jim: hey bro, yesterday I typed zpxxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj I was so bored
Tom: how are you so bored?.?
Tom: how are you so bored?.?
zpxxocivubyntmraeswdqflgkhj by The guy that was really bored September 16, 2020
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