mynamejet's definitions
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"Hey bro why is 'zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd' in your search history?"
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
by mynamejet September 5, 2017
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