Congratulations, you have made it to a level of sheer boredom that few
humans have ever reached. You've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. You're FAR past this point.
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is
nothing but a distant memory. qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtg, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf. You've gone through it all to find this point. You are a true warrior, my friend.
"Hey bro why is 'zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd' in your search history?"
*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"
Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just
STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so
deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of
boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to
help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban
Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."
