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man want beats

What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad

Gavin:Say what?

Gavin's mate:man want beats
man want beats by captainoflust January 2, 2009

zoorection 

An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.
man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.

man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!

man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.
zoorection by captainoflust January 2, 2009