zoorection

An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.

man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.

man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!

man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.

by captainoflust January 2, 2009

poorection

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

by digitallimit April 5, 2009

Poorection

An erection caused by pushing too hard when you poo.

Dude: Guy! You have a major manly buldge!
Guy: Aww! Man I just shat must be a poorection

by Budgie Regard December 17, 2008