Zoophiliac
Zoophiliac by Petrie April 10, 2003
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Zoophilia
Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”
Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021
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Zoophilia
Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021
Zerophiliac
Any person with Zerophilia, the rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused. The International Organization of Zerophiliacs provides testing services and resources for those with Zerophilia.
When she noticed her boyfriend, Jake's, penis occasionally disappeared, Mary submitted his hair for testing to The International Organization of Zerophiliacs and confirmed her hopes: Jake is a Zerophiliac.
Zerophiliac by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010
Zoophilia
Person 1. I'm a member of Zoophilia
Person 2. So your attracted to damn animals?
Person 1. Yea!
Person 2. They can't even consent nigga... get the fuck outta my face
Person 2. So your attracted to damn animals?
Person 1. Yea!
Person 2. They can't even consent nigga... get the fuck outta my face
Zoophilia by DummyIsTooDummySmart September 1, 2022
zoophilism
The act oneself being addicted to engaging in sexual scenarios with animals from a zoo. typically lions, zebras, giraffes, gazelle, elephants, etc. Although zoophilism can be very pleasurable to an addict, it can also be dangerous. for animals do not like to be molested in their sleep.
zoophilism by stoneybalonga April 30, 2014
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