zooged

Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

Zooged

When you are high and eat a whopper

ian are you trying to get Zooged tonight?

by Lunarski February 12, 2023

zogged

Subverted by jews. Pozzed, jewed. From ZOG - Zionist Occupied Government

- Holy fuck anthropology is zogged as fuck
- Yeah, Boas did us in

by SIX HOT LOADS October 12, 2020

Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

zooded

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007