Zoo’d

Word used to describe a place that is very packed with people. Yo this place is a zoo!

Just got done riding MT Bachelor after Christmas, maybe got like 3 runs in like 4 hours. Place was zoo’d so I went home.

Zoo’d by TheRealKosmanaft January 1, 2025

zoo dump

When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex

Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her

zoo dump by Cptnftck November 30, 2013

Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

Zoo Driftin' by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

zoo dirt 

anything that smells like booty dust.

Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas.

zoo dirt by Lou Epstein December 3, 2006

Zoo Daddy 

A Furry’s Pimp. Alternately, the pimp in charge of a group of Furries.

I’d love to go to the convention, I’ll just have to check with my Zoo Daddy

Zoo Daddy by Perunia Perez March 11, 2018

Zoo Dyke 

Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.

God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....

Zoo Dyke by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018

Zoo daddy 

When a man is fucking a women like a animal. And she says yeah daddy

He is my zoo daddy he is a animal in bed

Zoo daddy by Xxzzzccc January 4, 2018