Definitions by Cptnftck

zoo dump

When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex

Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her

zoo dump by Cptnftck November 30, 2013

Philadelphia handshake 

A reach around

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.

Philadelphia handshake by Cptnftck August 16, 2012