Zonkus

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An unspecific term for an object

“Yo dude watch where your swinging that zonkus you almost hit that kid”

Zonkus by The Steve April 5, 2022

Words you can keep

Zongus

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

"i wanna fuck my sister" - Bros a Zongus

Zongus by WimbledonFCCrazyGangFACup1988 June 11, 2023

Related Words

Zonkus • Zoinkus Boinkus • Zongus • Zonkulate • zonkulater • Zonkulating • Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus • zonk

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)

Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus by Someone with a dongusBoloongus May 3, 2019

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

Zonks by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zoinkus Boinkus

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children

'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus

Zoinkus Boinkus by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019

Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

Zonks by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

zonks

Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads

hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!

zonks by Fabian R. September 20, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026