Zonkus

An unspecific term for an object

“Yo dude watch where your swinging that zonkus you almost hit that kid”

by The Steve April 5, 2022

Zongus

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

"i wanna fuck my sister" - Bros a Zongus

by WimbledonFCCrazyGangFACup1988 June 11, 2023

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)

Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

by Someone with a dongusBoloongus May 3, 2019

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zoinkus Boinkus

a jew who walks the vast spider land known as Australia, 4chan, Reddit, and your discord servers these commonly come with e-girls from New Zealand but only use their e-girl to hide their homosexuality.

these people may also be disguised as people named 'zack' (any spelling of it)

these are KOS please keep away from children

'person 1' i saw a zoinkus boinkus hitting up some girl from Instagram
'person 2' was he with anyone
'person 1' yeh, he was with a dude called Chad
'person 2' typical zoinkus boinkus

by king of jews slayer of muslums February 10, 2019

Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

zonks

Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads

hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!

by Fabian R. September 20, 2008