Zongus

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

"i wanna fuck my sister" - Bros a Zongus

by WimbledonFCCrazyGangFACup1988 June 11, 2023

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)

Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

by Someone with a dongusBoloongus May 3, 2019

zhongussy

Zhonglis big fat juicy hole that Childe slides his cock into 🥰🥰

Man I just wanna eat that zhongussy

by Yoimiyaswife April 28, 2022

Zinguss

A lil kid that types in emojis rather than words. On top of that, he always tries to suck up to the popular kids and if someone is being bullied - he will always join in, cringe all around.

Cool guy: Yo wassup man
Cool guy #2: Not much, I was acting like Zinguss yesterday.
Cool guy: how so?
Cool guy #2: *weirdchamp, kappa, smiling emoji* Well a girl was being raped and I kept telling her she is fat *omegaLUL*

by Zingraal February 26, 2020

Zozgus

A really unfunny meme stealer that likes saying idot. Kono dio da meme is really funny haha and a big jojo fan like wtf bro grow up. Roblox is his life he has over 1000 hour on Roblox. Chill but shy guy and probably an introvert EPIC. Spooky Scarry Skelletons! It is spooky month! Spams that really good gif or "Y I F F" every minute yes.
Yare yare he is truly the most idot on this world...

"Zozgus" is gay
"Zozgus" not funny didn't laugh
@Zozgus ew JoJo

by Zozgus October 22, 2020

zongs

big ol' titties

-check out those zongs
-Ya!

by MayorMcCheese October 3, 2010

zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distante cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.

"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Mission control to planet zingus! We have lift off!" - person A

by Mike & Shane March 11, 2006