Zonkulate

To daydream about fake scenarios that are incredibly unlikely

bro, all you do is zonkulate about marrying David Tennant

by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023

conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.

"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."

by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009

Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.

YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.

by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006

zonkulater

A person who frequently zonkulates

Its so cool being a zonkulater, the community is so welcoming!!

by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023

Zonkulating

To daydream about improbable scenarios that bring joy.

"Sam spent the whole day zonkulating about kissing Owen Wilson."

by Sams Silliest December 26, 2023