Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

zonks

Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads

hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!

by Fabian R. September 20, 2008

Zonks

A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character

“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good

by Z_life July 4, 2023

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

zoinks

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

by thecheat June 5, 2003

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004