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Zombioid

A person who uses opioid pain medications chronically causing them to become lethargic and/or exhibit irrational behavior.
Grandma became such a zombioid after she started taking those pain meds for her hip pain.
by I_am_no_one January 26, 2019
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Project Zomboid

Walking Dead but Epic.

Definition:
Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, a massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite…

NOW WITH VEHICLES!
A: What's up?
B: GAMING Project Zomboid
A: Zombie
by Project Zomboid Gamer August 6, 2021
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zombicide

Zombicide is the art of... well, not killing, but destroying zombies.

Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.

In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.

Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.

Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.

But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.
Zombicide is one of, if not the most important life skills one can learn.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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zomboids

people who follow the shell of an existance without questioning. Going through the motions because they think its instinctive to do so. A franchise Football Club customer is one of these.
by AFCW April 24, 2004
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The Project Zomboid Curse

The Project Zomboid Curse is when you have so many hours on Project Zomboid that you are now cursed to never pull bitches again.
That guy over there has The Project Zomboid Curse”
by The True Dumbass July 13, 2023
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Project Zomboid

A horror RPG zombie game where you *ALMOST* get away from a horde the size of an average high school. You then lose your lvl 8 aim character. Like Cocaine, it ruins your life but you want it.
Me: "I'll lose these idiots over this fence, it's perfect!"
Zomboid 1: "Raaa." *Lunges for my toes after falling over the fence*
Me: "Ouchies, that hurt so bad I'm going to fall!"
Rest of the 36 other Zomboids: *devours me alive*
Me: *Crys inside and quits Project Zomboid for a solid 3 hours*
by Drew10643 April 30, 2023
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zomboids

I tell thee what.. its so funny that we are going in numbers to this cup final. In the scheme of things its nothing.. but im so looking forward to the occasion with true dons fans and having a laugh making some noise dressing up like a prick. This is why AFC Wimbledon IS. The franchise fans will never get this. NEver. They are soullous Zomboids who live on a diet of sky fed football and player cams.
by AFCW April 24, 2004
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