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When a girls pussy smells so bad you would swear something died in there
I thought working at the mortuary was bad until I got a whiff of her zombeaver
zombeaver by Fawsome July 12, 2015

Zumbañera

Zumba compañera/compañero (friend/companion/coworker)
We are all Zumbañeras in Cecilia’s class—her joyful exuberance is contagious!
Zumbañera by ZumbaBoyfriend November 29, 2013

Zombonner 

When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection.
I have a raging zombonner! Lets play Call Of Duty!

Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.
Zombonner by Facer79 June 22, 2009
What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!
Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"
Zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008
When a zombie gets a boner.
Yo bro, he's got a zomboner!
Zomboner by Squidit June 10, 2018
A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.
Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.
zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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