by Jesus Rulez February 18, 2010
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Get the Zumbañera mug.When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection.
I have a raging zombonner! Lets play Call Of Duty!
Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.
Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.
by Facer79 June 22, 2009
Get the Zombonner mug.What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!
Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"
by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008
Get the Zomboner mug.A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.
Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.
by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009
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