Zombynerd

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When a person knows every little bit about cod zombies, story and everything.

Hey Milo, you are an absolute Zombynerd.

Zombynerd by Edward Richytofen September 2, 2017

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Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

Zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

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Zombynerd • zomboner • Zomberdu • Zombyed

Zombyed

A word used to highlight some huge gramatical/spelling mistakes.

Guy 1: Ohai, on fait quoi maintenant??
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao élaimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....

Zombyed by itachi san1 November 30, 2009

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Zomboner

When a zombie gets a boner.

Yo bro, he's got a zomboner!

Zomboner by Squidit June 10, 2018

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zomboner

A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.

zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009

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Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

Zomboner by tlinget October 13, 2009

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Zomberdu

Someone who has a high attraction to zombies in a sexual way.

You know that John guy, he's really into those zombies he's a real zomberdu

Zomberdu by Flim-Z March 29, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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