Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

Zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

Zomboner

When a zombie gets a boner.

Yo bro, he's got a zomboner!

Zomboner by Squidit June 10, 2018

zomboner

A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.
DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'
Your zomboner is frustrating me.

zomboner by Nubcakes Smith January 10, 2009

Zomboner

A posthumous erection caused by rapid or violent death such as a bullet wound or a traumatic blow to the head. Death erections can also be provoked by auto-erotic asphyxiation, (like in strangulation or hanging).

"Speculation continues to swirl around the death of actor David Carradine. One thing is for sure, he had one hell of a zomboner."

Zomboner by tlinget October 13, 2009

zamboner 

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

zamboner by Rick Bj January 28, 2008

Zombonner 

When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection.

I have a raging zombonner! Lets play Call Of Duty!

Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.

Zombonner by Facer79 June 22, 2009

zamboner 

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

zamboner by Chern November 8, 2008