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Zooted
When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
Zooted
zootron
zootron by AnonymousToad December 28, 2022
Zootopia
A movie made by Disney, about an impossibly advanced paradise were animals of all kinds live together in harmony. Starring Judy Hopps: a rabbit that dreams of becoming a police officer and Nick Wilde: A sly fox. They become unlikely friends to save the day
Zootopia by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018
Zoltan
Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019
Morgan a zoot
When you’re smoking a banging zoot and you stop to take breaks to chat shit so you get bare licked and the zoot lasts even longer.
Morgan a zoot by TCOH May 25, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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