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Zolita
A talented singer-songwriter who writes lesbian songs. Her song "Somebody I Fucked Once" sounds like "Tangled Up In Me" by Skye Sweetnam.
Zolita by coolunclepietro February 2, 2023
Zoltan
Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019
zoltaneering
Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008
Zoltan
If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019
Zoltar Zinger!
Zoltar Zinger:
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.
Zoltar Zinger! by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019
Zolian
A beautiful and unique girl, quiet and reserved, a great friend. She is always laughing,humble and really smart. People underestimate her but this girl has TALENT! She is rare and hard to find,so if you get one,cherish her!
Zolian by KaeBaeBear July 23, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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