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Zolita 

A talented singer-songwriter who writes lesbian songs. Her song "Somebody I Fucked Once" sounds like "Tangled Up In Me" by Skye Sweetnam.

"Ashley" is one of the best songs by Zolita.

Zolita by coolunclepietro February 2, 2023

Leah Kate 

Leah Kalmenson (known professionally as Leah Kate) is an uncreative, cringe and naughty American pop/rock singer who wishes to be like Avril Lavigne and Gwen Stefani, but turns out to be a horrible copy of Ashlee Simpson. She likes to copy other artists' songwriting styles, for example: "10 Things I Hate About You" is like Miley Cyrus's "7 Things", "Twinkle Twinkle" was adapted from a nursery rhyme like Gayle's "ABCDEFU" and the way she grumbles about her ex-boyfriend(s) in songs is like Olivia Rodrigo in"Sour". Once, she even dared to call Melanie Martinez, who's obviously better than her, "Floptinez".

A: What do you think of Leah Kate?
B: Meh!

Leah Kate by coolunclepietro February 2, 2023