A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.
Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?
Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?
Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.
by rigg bone December 20, 2023
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Get the Zoinking mug.The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017
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by Tx.flip April 1, 2020
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by zoinoin.com October 27, 2022
Get the zoinoin mug.Zoinkis, much like "Zoinkies" it is a term used when something is cool and or if something is surprising. You could say "Zoinkis" in any emotion, Scared, excited, mad, in aw, and in approval.
by Mason/Devin December 13, 2017
Get the zoinkis mug.We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in
by linda March 11, 2005
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