Zoinkin 

A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.

Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?

Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.

Zoinkin by rigg bone December 20, 2023

Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking 

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

Zoinking by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

Zinking 

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

Zinking by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

zoinoin 

Zoinoin is like as if saying homie, it’s a friend and someone you like being around. It’s a more fun way.

“Hey zoinoin what’s up”
“Nothing much homie”

zoinoin by zoinoin.com October 27, 2022

zoinkis 

Zoinkis, much like "Zoinkies" it is a term used when something is cool and or if something is surprising. You could say "Zoinkis" in any emotion, Scared, excited, mad, in aw, and in approval.

(Ted) Look, there is the World Trade Center! (Bill) Zoinkis!!!

zoinkis by Mason/Devin December 13, 2017

zonking 

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

zonking by linda March 11, 2005