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Zoinkling 

The act of jerking off while having multiple objects inside your ass hole and a rubber band around your balls
Yea dude my balls and my ass hole are sore because I was zoinkling last night
Zoinkling by WellSpankMyTaint March 6, 2025
Words you can keep
A zoneling is a almost religious follower of Zone-sama or Zone-Tan who is always into what she talks about or even shows

they also have seen almost all her work
Kyle is such a zoneling he is always in that archive or whatever

Jennie literally always says shes a zoneling she's so cool
zoneling by RayvinMadoki September 7, 2017
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Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking 

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
Zoinking by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017
Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.
WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.
Zinking by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

zwinkling 

Someone who is in the drug smoking circle who parks forever on the grass, pipe, glass, bubble, bong, etc, and has to be informed by the next participant in said circle that they are zwinkling on the pipe.
I had to inform Guhlooggulee, that he was zwinkling on the glass, bcuz he was so high and forgot he hadn't passed the pipe yet. "Damnit Guhlooggulee, why you zwinkling on the glass? "

Oinkling 

A person who acts like a pig, a useless pig. Someone that should be abused and bullied every single day, give no chance to, not even a break.
"So.. we're back here again eh?" "YOU FUCKING PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG" "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OINKLING" "DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
Oinkling by Ruckanoru May 30, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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