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zohkrasalehki

A mythical belly-dancing midget from northern Afghanistan, renown for being the world's biggest tightass- despite the odor which leaks from her dribbling backside. There have been reported sightings of her whereabouts on islolated villages, attempting to copulate with various mountain goats.

Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.
Boy: " Woah shit, is that a zohkrasalehki?"

Girl: "I don't know, but it's definitely doing something to that goat!!"
zohkrasalehki by tbagzzz April 24, 2010
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The most beautiful of all the names in the world. This woman screams out sexy with her long black hair and perfectly smooth tan skin. She is hit on constantly by so many guys that she wears earphones so that she can pretend that she can't hear them. She loves the outdoors and new adventure that challenge her to become better everyday. She is very smart and lovable her smile will melt anyone's heart. She is always happy and tries to find the good in every person no negativity will get her down. Only the lucky few would get to receive her affection and only one would get her heart.
Guy 1: Hey look at that girl over there she is so sexy.

Guy 2: She listen to something she won't pay attention to u.

Guy 1: Only if i can get her to look over here.

Guy 2: It's not going to happen.

Zohra: I wish that guy would stop looking over here.
zohra by stephypoo September 8, 2011
Zohra is a girls name meaning Venus or evening stars. Girls named Zohra are the best .They ALWAYS look good and are super generous . They are the kind of person you can just chill with day. If your bff is named Zohra she's a keeper!
My bff Zohra
zohra by Bakutiddies April 17, 2022
The identifier of a person who thinks simply knowing useless facts with no real life application makes him automatically superior to everyone else whom he meets.
There is no shortage of Zhourans in an internet full of self proclaimed experts.
Zhouran by Gummo II December 8, 2018
Zohra is a girl's name meaning Venus or Evening stars. Zohra's are the best! They ALWAYS look good . They are super generous and loyal. They're the kind of person you can just chill with all day but they sing really bad like REALLY BAD they its so bad you can't even recognise the song anymore but they are very fun.If you're bff is a Zohra she's for life
My bff Zohra
zohra by Bakutiddies April 17, 2022
Zohrah is a girl usually of eastern ethnic heritage, a Zohrah has eyes which are highly hypnotizing. Dark long hair which smells of heaven and glistens in the light. Zohrahs do not believe in actions which go against their integrity, a Zohrah can be seen holding to their virtues however allowing themselves to follow their heart at the same time. They have an aura of contentment and satisfaction. However one mustn't confuse an outdoor Zohrah for an indoor Zohrah.
A Zohrah is a beautiful intelligent and passionate creature often found in groups of friends. Usually inhabits the second and third floor of buildings.

Also, a Zohrah will tend to exhibit amazing physical features. Their bodies exude sex appeal with an element of modesty while their eyes tell a story which would otherwise be impossible to comprehend. One must not play down the eyes of Zohrah, they are sheer brilliance and will make you believe in God.
Guy A"Did you see Zohrah the other day, i asked her for a coffee but she said no, so i asked for a tea and she said no, what gives?!"

Guy B"It's because she's with the greatest ever."

Girl A" I hate you Zohrah, you suck bla bla bla hate hate hate"

Zohrah "I hope one day you can learn to feel better about yourself."
Zohrah by smaek February 12, 2010