Zoob

ZooB - any arrangement of anything, anything and everything. Everything is an aspect of the ZooBiverse, even in Unzoob there is ZooB. ZooB is all and all is ZooB.

ZooB serves any function of any other word e.g. Good to see you becomes Zoob to see you or ZooBy to see you, this cake is delicious becomes: this cake is ZooBlicious or
this ZooB is ZooBlicious...

by Psionikman February 5, 2010

Zoob

Any joint or blunt that has been smoked but not finished. When sparked back to life, it becomes a "Zoob." A zombie doob.

Daaaamn angel, thank you for the zoob! I got a fresh new look on life and it didn't cost me any extra! Before you had just had a whole bunch of roaches sitting around collecting dust... Now have an army of Zoobs.

by Dick Changler September 11, 2015

zoob

A derogatory term used for referencing any Brigham Young University sports team fan. The term can also extend to refer to a current or past student of BYU. Zoob is the shortened form of the word zoobie.

Did you see that Zoob cry after the University of Utah beat them for the 4th straight year?

by JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShabadoo August 13, 2006

zoob

The penis of a dog, especially that of a large breed.

The Rottweiler sprawled on the lawn, sated with fresh hamburger and nonchalently licking his zoob, while the burglar edged toward the open window.

by Timotheus325 July 10, 2007

Zoob

The coolest Mentor on b.net.

"Did you see Zoob's new thread? What a guy!"

by bungif December 4, 2014

zoob

n. A tard. Most commonly applied to people who are actually mentally retarded, but can be used to insult almost anyone.

"I walked into the bathroom at school the other day and there was a zoob jerking off into the urinal. That shit freaked me out!"
"Jerry got so drunk last night he gave himself brain damage. So he's like, a zoob now."

by KingShit November 20, 2003

zoob

French slang for penis from Arabic.

Need some help with Arabic.

by Michael Joaquin Grey December 10, 2003