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to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
zloof by orange45 December 21, 2008
VERB:
1 to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2 the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1 verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2 interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
Zloof by Little Schnee September 22, 2008
Boop and zzz aka sleep then make it a loop!! Zloop
I went and zlooped my friend.
zloop by xexpotion May 9, 2020
Look at it zloom!
Zloom by M800 April 28, 2021

zooquadle 

A zooquadle is a mix of dog that includes poodle and any other common breed...Bernie doodle, labordoodle, etc except they use their high intelligence for mischievous deeds.
She's a great dog that Petie, but she's a zooquadle and keeps eating the cats food when we aren't looking
zooquadle by Dr shammy June 21, 2022
zloorp ("slurp") is an exaggerated cuddle word used in the furry fandom to indicate ridiculous licking, as a sign of affection, silliness or randomness.

Zl00rping is entirely possible in real life, it is not limited to being an Internet emote as real dogs that lick alot tend to "zl00rp" as well.

Alternate spellings: zl00rp, zl00rpz0rz
zloorp as an emote in conversation:

Furry A: "Hi. ^^"
Furry B: "*zl00rp*"
Furry A: "Meep *zl00rpz back*"
zloorp by Cid SilverWing October 17, 2008