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zg poops floos money , gold, diamonds, crystals
Duk: Hey! i bought a rtx 2090
Vix: you're a zlooq
Zlooq by slxxs January 17, 2022
Words you can keep
to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
zloof by orange45 December 21, 2008
VERB:
1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1] verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2] interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
Zloof by Little Schnee September 22, 2008
Boop and zzz aka sleep then make it a loop!! Zloop
I went and zlooped my friend.
zloop by xexpotion May 9, 2020
Look at it zloom!
Zloom by M800 April 28, 2021

zooquadle 

A zooquadle is a mix of dog that includes poodle and any other common breed...Bernie doodle, labordoodle, etc except they use their high intelligence for mischievous deeds.
She's a great dog that Petie, but she's a zooquadle and keeps eating the cats food when we aren't looking
zooquadle by Dr shammy June 21, 2022
zloorp ("slurp") is an exaggerated cuddle word used in the furry fandom to indicate ridiculous licking, as a sign of affection, silliness or randomness.

Zl00rping is entirely possible in real life, it is not limited to being an Internet emote as real dogs that lick alot tend to "zl00rp" as well.

Alternate spellings: zl00rp, zl00rpz0rz
zloorp as an emote in conversation:

Furry A: "Hi. ^^"
Furry B: "*zl00rp*"
Furry A: "Meep *zl00rpz back*"
zloorp by Cid SilverWing October 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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