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to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
zloof by orange45 December 21, 2008
VERB:
1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1] verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2] interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
Zloof by Little Schnee September 22, 2008
Boop and zzz aka sleep then make it a loop!! Zloop
I went and zlooped my friend.
zloop by xexpotion May 9, 2020
Look at it zloom!
Zloom by M800 April 28, 2021

zooquadle 

A zooquadle is a mix of dog that includes poodle and any other common breed...Bernie doodle, labordoodle, etc except they use their high intelligence for mischievous deeds.
She's a great dog that Petie, but she's a zooquadle and keeps eating the cats food when we aren't looking
zooquadle by Dr shammy June 21, 2022
zloorp ("slurp") is an exaggerated cuddle word used in the furry fandom to indicate ridiculous licking, as a sign of affection, silliness or randomness.

Zl00rping is entirely possible in real life, it is not limited to being an Internet emote as real dogs that lick alot tend to "zl00rp" as well.

Alternate spellings: zl00rp, zl00rpz0rz
zloorp as an emote in conversation:

Furry A: "Hi. ^^"
Furry B: "*zl00rp*"
Furry A: "Meep *zl00rpz back*"
zloorp by Cid SilverWing October 17, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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