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to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
zloof by orange45 December 21, 2008
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VERB:
1] to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1] verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2] interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
Zloof by Little Schnee September 22, 2008
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Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.
Zoloft is the worst medication ever.
Zoloft by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021
An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.
"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"
zoloft by Ashley April 26, 2004
person1:"OMG, Zolof is destroying all the rock and roll?"

person2:"God Damn It!!!"
zolof by Aaron Daniels March 28, 2005
one drug in the ssri (selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor) family of antidepressents. others include paxil, effexor, prozac, luvox, etc.

ssri's have *supposedly* been linked to suicides in teens. but i'm still alive and not feeling remotely depressed. though i think that therapy is working better than zoloft.

any side effects are usually gastrointestinal (i.e., throwing up, hershey squirts, etc.). but that is rare.

the emblem of zoloft is a little emotional hard-boiled egg that hops around chasing butterflies when he's happy. my friends insist he's just a ball, but i ask you, have you ever seen an oval ball?
the lil zoloft egg was depressed before he took zoloft, but now he likes chasing butterflies.
zoloft by unusu-al August 31, 2004

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A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.
"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"
ZOOFAREE by zoofaree May 7, 2021
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