zloof

to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.

i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!

by orange45 December 21, 2008

Zloof

VERB:
1 to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2 the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.

1 verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2 interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.

by Little Schnee September 22, 2008

Zoloft

Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.

Zoloft is the worst medication ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

zoloft

An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.

"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"

by Ashley April 26, 2004

zolof

One that destroys rock and roll.

person1:"OMG, Zolof is destroying all the rock and roll?"

person2:"God Damn It!!!"

by Aaron Daniels March 28, 2005

zoloft

one drug in the ssri (selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor) family of antidepressents. others include paxil, effexor, prozac, luvox, etc.

ssri's have *supposedly* been linked to suicides in teens. but i'm still alive and not feeling remotely depressed. though i think that therapy is working better than zoloft.

any side effects are usually gastrointestinal (i.e., throwing up, hershey squirts, etc.). but that is rare.

the emblem of zoloft is a little emotional hard-boiled egg that hops around chasing butterflies when he's happy. my friends insist he's just a ball, but i ask you, have you ever seen an oval ball?

the lil zoloft egg was depressed before he took zoloft, but now he likes chasing butterflies.

by unusu-al August 31, 2004

ZOOFAREE

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.

"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"

by zoofaree May 7, 2021