Zloof

VERB:
1 to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

INTERJECTION:
2 the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.

1 verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2 interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.