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1 to masturbate with the specific intention of being caught.

2 the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1 verb: "I am totally going to zloof my roommate later," "Watch out, man, you're gonna get zloofed."

2 interjection: Brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, Steven, furiously masturbating. "ZLOOF!" Steven exclaimed with a grin.
by Little Schnee September 30, 2006
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to have a squeegee shoved up one's ass, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a dick!
by orange45 December 16, 2008
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