Skip to main content
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
Zitoed by 20deep May 1, 2008
Related Words
Also known as a "cuff 'n chug," a ziptie is an event in which you and a partner are ziptied or cuffed together in some fashion and can only be freed from bondage upon drinking and finishing a fifth of hard liquor or a suitcase of beer. The winning pair is deemed champions, but nobody wins this game.
Sally hated her date for ziptie and hoped he could drink as fast as her so that she could escape from his presence.
Ziptie by tictac43 August 15, 2017
word commonly used in spain to refer to a women's vagina.
Honduran promiscuous male with an STD
I need to go to the doctor to get my zipoteh checked.
That zipoteh used to sleep with everyone on the block, now he has an STD.
zipoteh by gonzaka March 30, 2010

ziptor zerzaz 

igorspooky - jaz sem ziptor zerzaz
ziptor zerzaz by igorspooky September 3, 2022

Cincinnati Ziptie 

the act of docking with another man while a woman gives you a combined handjob, treating both of your members as one long penis
Stacy gave me and Jacob the best Cincinnati Ziptie the other day and we both finished at the same time!
Cincinnati Ziptie by 4163n March 13, 2022
To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese
This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!
zitoed by joe zito January 28, 2005