Ziptoe

Male Cameltoe, when the zipper on your jeans is poking out.

Carolyn: “Did you see Arnold today at lunch? He had some serious ziptoe”

by dangerousfacade January 4, 2022

Zitoed

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

by 20deep May 1, 2008

Ziptie

Also known as a "cuff 'n chug," a ziptie is an event in which you and a partner are ziptied or cuffed together in some fashion and can only be freed from bondage upon drinking and finishing a fifth of hard liquor or a suitcase of beer. The winning pair is deemed champions, but nobody wins this game.

Sally hated her date for ziptie and hoped he could drink as fast as her so that she could escape from his presence.

by tictac43 August 15, 2017

zipoteh

word commonly used in spain to refer to a women's vagina.
Honduran promiscuous male with an STD

I need to go to the doctor to get my zipoteh checked.
That zipoteh used to sleep with everyone on the block, now he has an STD.

by gonzaka March 30, 2010

ziptor zerzaz

aka igorspooky

igorspooky - jaz sem ziptor zerzaz

by igorspooky September 3, 2022

Cincinnati Ziptie

the act of docking with another man while a woman gives you a combined handjob, treating both of your members as one long penis

Stacy gave me and Jacob the best Cincinnati Ziptie the other day and we both finished at the same time!

by 4163n March 13, 2022

zitoed

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

by joe zito January 28, 2005