Zitoed

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

by 20deep May 1, 2008

zitoed

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

by joe zito January 28, 2005

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009

ZitoMedia

A terrible internet company that will work for approximately any given time before giving you slower internet than if you had none, rated poorly on Google for many obvious reasons.

DGR Dave's ZitoMedia subscription made his streaming much more difficult because they couldn't handle a 4 hour stream.

by koncentraitor44 March 26, 2022

Zitted

Adj. Form of Zit. To have many zits.

God, have you seen Cherry's face? It's so zitted.

by ladylucy August 21, 2008

Zitored

A word discribing a bi-polor emotion

Mike: How are you to day?

Amanda:I'm fucking zitored!!!

by Analcuntassrex June 5, 2009