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Thing that is known to be inter-dimensional and/or inter-dimensionless creatures that can summon you to the zilch dimension. These creatures are said to be the most powerful "things" in the realm of existence as we know it. They have the ability to contort and confine any part of reality, morph to different dimensions that are higher than the current 3rd dimension that humans are most fond of; making them impossible to even comprehend. Finally, sense they are able to contort and morph reality as they choose, they can blend in with any society, travel trough time, be omnipresent, control immortality, control prophecy, and warp space-time. They are not one to be messed with...
"Dude! Are you a Zilcher?!" Said the Old Man. "I you have been chosen to be Zilched!" -Spoken in ancient language by an inconceivable creature
Zilcher by CarbonTexMachine October 6, 2018
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(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.
Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.
Zilched by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013
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"Yo, can i get a quarter?"
"Zicher!"
"You know what? I need a drop more, can i get like 50 bucks?"
"not so zicher about that..."
zicher by Whij-it February 14, 2012

zilcheros 

Exaggerated version of zilch. Meaning zero, nothing, nada
Tori means literally zilcheros to me
zilcheros by EvanKnish August 7, 2022

Nasen-Zischer 

Nasen-Zischer is again from us German Nigg-Naggxxx! It's for those who are addicted to "snow"! Use it when u wanna take a line of it(If ya'll Bitches know whut I mean).
I take a "NASEN-ZISCHER"!!
Nasen-Zischer by !Big_O! May 21, 2004
The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.
Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!
Zilched by Twisttid May 2, 2018
Zischer, meaning Hisser in English, is Rita's green snake which is her pet. Zischer's first appearance was in Episode 2, "Familie." Zischer was asked simple math problems by Rolli and Rita, but when she gets to a difficult question, which was 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7, Zischer explodes and destroys Rolli's living room entirely.
Person 1: Hey! You like Hallo aus Berlin, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: If you like it so much, tell me everything that Zischer said in the episode she was in!
Zischer by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023