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A zedder is a person who makes their typing illegible and strives for an internet boyfriend/girlfriend. They tend to use alts in their writing and are generally idiot prats.

Zedders claim that their e-bf/gf is 'the one' and they will be together forever - however not only do they break up in about a week, they will never meet in real life.
Zedder: Iyahh Bbz Howshh Yooh >;]] Ishh Single Pringlee;;
Zedder by srh spazz!!!! March 28, 2008
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1. Zedder a person who tend to love people from the net they have never seen.

2. Someone who tends to put altered letters in there text
1. I love ken I met him on the internet

2. Zedder language: áéíóú
zedder by James Douglas April 19, 2006
Zinder means a bong. Hitting a zinder is a hitting a huge bowl of weed that is packed in heavy into the bowl. Getting high off a bong by putting marjiuana in one end of the bong and lighting it up, producing smoke that you inhale.
"Hey Mike, do you want to hit a Zinder?"
zinder by zinderalert September 18, 2014
Someone who bids on zbiddy auctions.
You can tell that guy's an experienced zbidder cause he never loses any auctions on zbiddy.
zbidder by auctionman May 28, 2011

Zinderella 

A women who has a very large ass, and trys to walk "sexy" but looks like a she has a pickle up her ass.
Guy1 : OMG, Look at the Zinderella.

Guy2: I'd still hit that.
Zinderella by maaamma August 25, 2010
An amazing personality that nobody can ever find anywhere else!! This specific person can bring light to any situation
Wow man Ms. "zidner" is so cool bro I love chilling with her
zidner by Elly.bear March 14, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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