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Zidbert is someone who can make a girl fall in love though not being attractive he has mastered everything there is about how a man should act when talking with a girl.

He likes to learn all about the personality of someone he just met. He likes to make someone cry or angry so that he knows how not to make them sad or angry next time. This can also show what kind of person he/she is.

Zidbert is someone who knows how to make a topic less conversation a bit better. Zidbert likes to help his/her classmates with whatever they may need.

Zidbert is unattached, unattractive, and doesn't care if he dies. Zid only cares about his hobbies. His hobbies change from time to time depending on his mood on that month. Zidbert is someone who likes commitment to games or to someone he loves.

Zidbert is someone who searches for the someone who he can give his dignity to. Zidbert likes traditional filipino courtship but doesn't know how to sing. He'd like to harana someone but probably won't be able to. Zidbert would probably just write her a poem.
You're annoying nothing else just annoying like zidbert.
Zidbert by HumanPainHandler November 22, 2021
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zilberter 

A penis. A cock. A schlong. Usually circumsized.
I'd like to feel ya zilberter inside me.
zilberter by Derek G January 18, 2006
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Full name of General Zod of Superman lore.
"So is Zod short for something?"

"Zodbert. And now that I've told you that, I will kill you."
Zodbert by Zodbert Bembledack September 13, 2011

Zilberter 

A penis. A cock. A schlong. Usually circumsized. Always Jewish.
Josh the jew has the longest zilberter I've ever seen. Even gay Derek does.
Zilberter by Briar Johnson July 16, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026