The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
the sexiest guy alive without a doubt, he has the largest cock in the world. and don't mess with him, he'll fuck you and your whole family up. basically, he's the perfect guy in the world, and not to mention that he fucked john cena's mom. zeko's cum is passionate, it has good taste, and a nice color. zeko's built different, his sperm color is rainbow, not white. and he fucked a guy's mom named taha. taha then commited suicide after knowing zeko fucked his mom. in conclusion, do not fuck with zeko.
random kid: omg! is that zeko? guys run! he'll fuck your moms if you don't!