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The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
zelko by superslugger616 April 9, 2009
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a 17 almost 18 that dated a minor and he still plays fortnite 😏
have you heard about zesoa?
zesoa by duvey 💕 October 25, 2020
a 17 year old that plays fortnite to bully children 😏
have u heard about zesoa?
zesoa by duvey 💕 October 25, 2020
the sexiest guy alive without a doubt, he has the largest cock in the world. and don't mess with him, he'll fuck you and your whole family up. basically, he's the perfect guy in the world, and not to mention that he fucked john cena's mom. zeko's cum is passionate, it has good taste, and a nice color. zeko's built different, his sperm color is rainbow, not white. and he fucked a guy's mom named taha. taha then commited suicide after knowing zeko fucked his mom. in conclusion, do not fuck with zeko.
random kid: omg! is that zeko? guys run! he'll fuck your moms if you don't!
zeko by pussyeater442 January 6, 2021
A real nigga that get all the big bitches
Man I’m lame asl, I wish I was zeeko”
Zeeko by Donzeeko November 18, 2018
zesoa is means nigga. and zesoaer means nigger
you are a zesoa
zesoa by therealzesoa December 10, 2021