zeko

the sexiest guy alive without a doubt, he has the largest cock in the world. and don't mess with him, he'll fuck you and your whole family up. basically, he's the perfect guy in the world, and not to mention that he fucked john cena's mom. zeko's cum is passionate, it has good taste, and a nice color. zeko's built different, his sperm color is rainbow, not white. and he fucked a guy's mom named taha. taha then commited suicide after knowing zeko fucked his mom. in conclusion, do not fuck with zeko.

random kid: omg! is that zeko? guys run! he'll fuck your moms if you don't!

by pussyeater442 January 6, 2021

zeko

the best, cute, most handsome guy in the entire world that makes me so happy, like omg I'm in love with him and his smile its so cute omylord pls marry me zeko

"whos zeko?" "a pretty boy🤭"

by definitelynotbripea June 7, 2022

Zeko

someone who’s bad at games, and is really disrespectful towards others.

Zeko sucks.

by Kittylover861 September 10, 2020

zeko

zeko is a nickname for a very attractive teacher. he is very likely to be a pedophile (lucky underage girls:)) and can usually be found in a caffé bar near the school he works in chatting with his best friend. he is popular with students and they want him to pin them against the wall and whisper "unistit cu ti picku ko creeper, mala" in their ear. sadly, when zeko gets a haircut, he goes from a solid 9 to a 5. apparently it's possible to seduce zeko by licking a red lolipop innocently around him, but that method is yet to be proven.

is that zeko? yep, i would definitely let him violently rail me.

oh my god, look, it's zeko and potočić!!

by his not so secret admirer;) April 7, 2023

zeko

a guy that makes me happy. the most handsome guy alive with the cutest smile. a boy that will always make me happy no matter what like omg pls marry me and literally make out with me. like you make me have so many butterflies in my stomach. i am so in love with you

"i love zeko"

by definitelynotbripea June 6, 2022

zeko

This person is a CHUNKY MONKEY who always FIFA and soccer. After FIFA, a Zeki will evoke to Forknife and say that no one is better than him even though he lost more than he won.

Hey, who’s that chunky monkey over there? I can’t see him but he’s name is probably Zeko.

by Ya nan’s nan November 23, 2018